so my day just kind of sucks ass.
first off, you’re not talking to me. that’s just peachy. & then i have a shitty day at work. then i try to not let it ruin my day by going out, & my fucking brakes give out on the freeway. i dont know how im getting to work tomorrow or home or anything. & now, im getting the talk about if im not better, being kicked out. fucking again. & ive always tried having backups...
floralteas: tangerinedreaam: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing and truer words were never spoken
you never understand why some of the things you say make me mad. you don’t understand why it’s hard for me to talk to you because you judge everything that i say. you tease me all the time, sure you’re kidding most of the time, but it still hurts & gets frustrating & you don’t understand that either. i have so many things that i want to say, but at the same time, i...
releasethekracken: Who the fuck invented thongs. Like where the fuck is the rest of my underwear. Yeah, pay more money for less fabric because it makes you sexy. I’m onto your little lying ass secret, Victoria, if that’s even your real name.
i-am-superjohnlocked: mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
im so fucking thankful for the meeps. you guys have gotten me through some of the worst possible moments. & you’re always by my side. i’ll be there for you guys in a heartbeat. i really hope you guys know that. i don’t know where i’d be without you guys. #meeps4lyfe
guardians-of-sunshine: Can we just Take a moment To appreciate Professor Utonium
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove so it...
shut the fuck up. you don’t know everything. you’re irrritating as fuck. you’re pissing me off.
Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
biggest compliment ever.
my brother who always tells me that i’m ugly & need to lose weight looked at me & said “wow, you look beautiful sis. you look better without all of that makeup, you really have a natural beauty.” #somanyfeels
fuck this. im so done right now.
i feel the sadness taking over again.